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Mochi!RussiaxReader  A Scary Temper

"Dude it just keeps on staring at me!" You hear your friend Alfred yell from the other room.

"Yeah, I know it does that!" You yelled back from the kitchen, getting as much chip bags and cookies you could carry. Normally you would ask your friends to do all the hard work, but you had to be extremely careful when you invited Alfred over, what with him always eating all the food you owned.


"Oh shi-. " Knowing that only one thing would ever make that type of sound, you dropped everything that was previously in your hands, ran right out of the kitchen and went into the living room.  As soon as you were in there you promptly smacked Alfred right in the back of his head.

"Ow dude what was that for!?"

"For making me run that's why and also for making him do that kolkolkol thing that freaks me out. He only does that when something seriously pissed him off. Now what did you do?"

"Nothing! I just poked his nose for fun and-"

Like the swiftness of a ninja you quickly gave another slap on the back of his head. "Seriously dude of all places to touch him, why the Hell did you pick the nose?"

He rubs the sore spot where he was just hit twice and simply shrugs his shoulders. Oblivious to how angry you were and how close he was from suffering your wrath.  "Bro did you see the size of it though? How could you not touch it after seeing it?"



"The feels dude! Right in the feels!"  

Because of Alfred's little comment a huge dark purple aura started emanating from the little round mochi sitting right from you.  Its eyes closed and its mouth hidden by his light purple scarf most of the time hiding his true emotions, but now wasn't the case. As much as you wanted to just throw your angry little mochi at Alfred and let fate just handle the rest you really didn't want your house to be in a bloody catastrophe…again. The constant things you do just to put up with these people.

Already knowing what needs to be done, you ever so gently pick up the little white blob.  "Alright you, I know what will stop your little temper tantrum." You lightly pet him careful not to mess with his precious scarf or touch his nose.

The scary aura that was once coming from your little mochi ceased and he was back to his normal somewhat still creepy self. You stopped petting him and pulled him closer to your face. "You feel better now huh?" Your little Russian blob gave you a nod then nuzzled your nose with his. You let out a sigh knowing his anger was subdued.

" Why don't you just kiss the thing already?" Alfred chuckles to himself.

You looked darkly at Alfred not amused at all by his comment. "Oh I'm sorry why don't you hold on to him then?" You got closer to your good pal and set your little mochi right onto his lap. In a near instance what was once a soft looking edible white ball, became a rampant kolkoling hissing monster. Its dark purple aura started appearing and for the first time you saw his amber eyes staring right into the whites of your American friend's scared ones.

"Dude get it off me, get it off me, get it off me!"

As much as you loved seeing people getting frightened as much as the next person even you had to admit that this was overkill. "That's what I thought." You scooped him right into your hands and plopped him right on top of your head. Already hearing the soft purr from your mochi meant that he was again happy…. at the moment. Taking care not to bother the little figure on your head you turned on the television and DVD player then sat right next to Alfred.  

While watching the movie all you could possibly hear was the same phrase over and over again, what was even more uncomfortable was the fact that it was coming from right above your head, where your little blob was.

" Become one with me. Become one with me. Become one with me ~"

As Alfred was watching the movie and eating all your snacks you were listening to sweet words of scariness.

Mochi!RussiaxReader A Scary Temperby supercombee

Literature / Fan Fiction / Humor©2012-2014 supercombee
Instead of actually working on my other series, I go and write a super strange Mochi Russia story....Go figure...

I have no regrets and in a way, it was fun to write. Not so much fun editing it, but still fun.

It sucks I know, but meh.

Anywho peace out!

:happybounce: EDIT!!! :happybounce:

GUYZZZ!!! Someone totally awesome was willing to make a part 2 and continue the story. I advise you to read it! Continue the story!!
Thank you !!!!!!! :iconiloveitmoreplz: :iconsnowfox693:

Part 2: [link]
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Demonblade9001 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Alfred 'picked the nose' I read that and just died laughing, curse you weird yet lovable mentality I have! X3
JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014   General Artist
(Me) -smiles- He reminds me of my boyfriend!~

(Alfred) -hides head with jacket- That's why your so scary! 
xXKimberIsAwesomeXx Featured By Owner May 23, 2014
When there's a robber in your house, throw Russia!Mochi at him!

Or tell him to to hi his nose, either one will do.
SilentLove832 Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awwwwww if you were human I would~
(But how would a kawaii blob hurt a human?)
CrazyHetaliaLover13 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Sweet? Mein gott, THAT'S scary.
kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014
one question: Russiamochi, how exactly would i become one with you? *looks at him. sees him begin to explain, then stops, cuz he doesn't know the answer*
Theanimeangel Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014
Lol, anyone else wanted to throw the thing at Alfred, and let fate do the work? Cause I wanted to.
bloodymind49 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
>:) yup.
CrazyHetaliaLover13 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
seffykoepsel Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
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